Lit You A Candle In Every Cathedral Across Europe

poondragoon:

bogleech:

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s bit.

Laugh track.

(via batmanisagatewaydrug)

twocarsonenight:

i cannot emphasize enough how much elon musk is very much not killing twitter on purpose. he is not that smart. you are giving him too much credit. he makes cars that melt. a few weeks ago a billionaire imploded several other billionaires and himself in the ocean because of this same brand of born-rich brainworms. destroying a social media site because of a petty, long held grudge over his paypal co-founders not letting him rename that to “X” is not a stretch.

(via sarsaparillia)

puppygirl-hornyposting:

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elodieunderglass:

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pepurika:

watching cat tv

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buffyjackets:

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it’s a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that’d take numerous hours to dissect (during which i’ll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

(via elphabaoftheopera)

(via anonymousalchemist)