(Source: zachsrealm)
you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
(Source: prince-ichi)
popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn
(Source: cineraria)
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN

